The Birds Nest Fern (Asplenium australasicum) is an epiphyte which naturally grows in a variety of sites throughout most rainforests in NSW and QLD.
"Hi, hi, hi! You see me? You see me? I’m a Bird’s Nest Fern. Do you see my leaves, do you like them? I love them! Do you like kids? I love them too!"
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The Birds Nest Fern: "Hi, hi, hi! You see me? You see me? I’m a Bird’s Nest Fern. Do you see my leaves, do you like them? I love them! Do you like kids? I love them too! Do you like birds? I do not, because every morning that I wake up and they splat me with a white goo that smells disgusting. Oh, how rude, oh how rude! Oh, I did not introduce myself, how rude. My name is Asplenium Nidus by my friends call me Small Nidus. Oh where are you, where are you? Oh, bye, bye! See you soon!"
